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Tuesday, July 31, 2007


I have got to keep my sanity. So in order to do that I must laugh. I must keep myself busy. This is the only way I know how to do it.

I was going through my e-mail deleting most if out and found this one. Oh lord I laughed so hard when I first read it.

Have you ever wanted to just strangle someone? Especially at customer service? I know that I have.

Remember this the next time you need to return something and they are giving you a hard time!!!!!!!

A woman went to a K-Mart service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work.

The clerk told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming, "PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!"

The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager in front of a growing crowd of customers.

The manager comes to the woman and asks,"Ma'am what's wrong?"

She explained the problem with the toaster, and he also told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and screamed,

"PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!", and doing so draws an even bigger crowd!

In shock, the store manager pleads, "Ma'am, why are you saying that?"

In a huff, the woman says, "BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED!!"

The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded!!
Proudly Brought to You by Dixie 9:25 AM


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Blogger Crazy Working Mom said ... (7/30/2007 9:22 PM) : 

*LOL* That is too funny! Thanks for the laugh Dixie.

 

Blogger Bond said ... (7/30/2007 10:49 PM) : 

I loved that one... and remember the day we were on the phone and I told you I would do it in WalMart??? bwahahahahahahahahahahahahah

 

Blogger Julie said ... (7/30/2007 11:33 PM) : 

Okay so I'm sitting here and I click on your blog and I say, "Oh Jeff...look what Dixie's done with her blog....it's so nice!" And then I see "PINCH MY NIPPLES" over and over throughout my blog! Oh geeezzz! Thanks a bunch dearest Dixie!

NOW he wants to go to bed! LMOO!!!

 

Blogger Amazing Gracie said ... (7/31/2007 1:26 AM) : 

A little humor - I needed that and I'm sure it's getting you through a lot!!!
That's funny...

 

Blogger Anndi said ... (7/31/2007 7:30 AM) : 

Man that was funny.. I can't set foot in Walmart without remembering this...

 

Blogger Mags said ... (7/31/2007 8:33 AM) : 

OMG. I'm sitting at my VERY open desk at work and trying to stifle my laugh...my eyes are watering and I'm shaking.

That's hysterical!!!!!!!!

 

Blogger Meribah said ... (7/31/2007 8:51 AM) : 

Oh man! Will Wal-mart ever be the same for me? LOL :P

 

Blogger Meribah said ... (7/31/2007 8:53 AM) : 

Wait...that was suppose to be K-mart, wasn't it? Sheesh! Anndi screwed me up on that one! Yes, I shall blame Anndi for my mistake! LOL :P

 

Blogger Matt-Man said ... (7/31/2007 9:48 AM) : 

Love the new template and that is a great picture of you and Matt. Cheers Dixie!!

 

Blogger Anna said ... (7/31/2007 10:04 AM) : 

Luv the new template, Dixie!

That picture of you and Matt is awesome too. You look fabulous. My, doesn't he have his mama's good looks!

Take care;
Anna

 

Blogger Lois Grebowski said ... (7/31/2007 10:18 AM) : 

Love the new digs...Happy early birthday to Matt!

 

Blogger Bond said ... (7/31/2007 10:22 AM) : 

Glad you like it my darlin' friend Dixie

 

Blogger Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said ... (7/31/2007 11:25 AM) : 

wow he did a wonderful job honey! man, it's great!!!

smiles, bee

 

Blogger Sanni said ... (7/31/2007 12:35 PM) : 

Bwahahaaaaa! Oh my, Dixie, that was great fun!

I, too, love what Vinny did with your template ;)

 

Blogger Comedy + said ... (7/31/2007 12:39 PM) : 

Love the new look first of all and secondly...

Bwahahahahah. Now that was rich. Bwahahahah. Yeah, that's right. Have a great day. :)

 

Blogger Angell said ... (7/31/2007 12:48 PM) : 

Great new look Dix. :D Love the joke too. Hehehehe...If Bond tries that in WalMart I WANT VIDEO.

 

Blogger Desert Songbird said ... (7/31/2007 12:51 PM) : 

The template looks great, Dixie. Love it.

Loved the joke, too. That is hilarious. I think we can all relate to being screwed publicly.

 

Blogger TopChamp said ... (7/31/2007 1:06 PM) : 

Love the template - it's fab! Sorry but I'm skimreading as am in a hurry... but the PINCH MY NIPPLES bits have jumped out so I may have to go and find out who it is whose pinching them...

 

Blogger the108 said ... (7/31/2007 1:30 PM) : 

LMAO! I've read that before and it's always a good un'...lol.

LOVE the new template! Bond did a great job!

 

Blogger Linda said ... (7/31/2007 4:23 PM) : 

What a great new blog look you have here! Bond has done an excellent job (especially on that picture of you and Matt as I read what he had to do to get it just right!).

Thanks the chuckles - can't wait to hear what you have for dinner tonight on The Mo Show!

 

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