TGIF!!! Yes, it's Friday... wooooooooooooooo I am picking up Matt's best girl friend Samantha today and she is spending the weekend with us. She so misses Matt... I think she just wants to sleep in his bed... Go ANOTHER letter from Matt yesterday. Two letters in one week... I don't know how to act.. ;-) Momma, Today was pretty easy, we had church, then after church we had drill and of course people were screwing up so we went to the sand pit. Everyone said sand fleas are bad... I've only been bit by one and that was at PT one morning. I need you to call SSGT S and ask him about my promoition to PFC if I got it or not. Now about me getting a new vechicle before I go to North Carolina. I want to get an SUV or some kind of a full size truck extended cab. So just look around for me. I don't want a Ford though and try to find a 4 x 4 or Z71 or a newer model Blazer. Anyway I gotta go do I can do some stuff around the squadbay. Love y'all Matt Now remember I am typing his letters exactly as he has written them. I will try and get pictures of Kaitlin's game last night up next week. I forgot the cord this morning. Desert Songbird made a very interesting comment on my blog last Friday, one that really got my attention. Well, wouldn’t it get yours? As I had told her I would do some investigation and that is exactly what I did. Now we all know that Yes, one does burn calories during sex… but just how many calories does one burn. Calories Burned During Sex The Act of Insertion If the man is ready (same vice-versa) 174 calories If the woman is not (same vice-versa) 274 calories ________________________________________ Satisfying Partner (organ size) Most experts agree that size means nothing. Shape is what counts, and the man with a shaped organ can write his own ticket. In those rare instances where a man has a genuinely small member, he may have to compensate by working slightly harder, but this is good for weight loss. A man with a really large organ, while he might not have to work as hard once inside, may exhaust himself just trying to convince his partner to let him put it inside. Normal size – 22 calories Oversize – 15 calories Tremendous – 8 calories Teensy-weensy – 163 calories (WTF???) Now what a minute guys… I didn’t write this. This is after investigation. So don’t blame me. ________________________________________ Positions Man on top, woman on bottom (facing each other) – 20 calories Woman on top, man on bottom – 25 calories (Many women find that in addition to its inherent sexual possibilities, this position affords a better view of the clock.) Ummmm how many times have you looked at the clock?? ;-) From the rear (Mysterious variation) – 40 ½ calories Standing: Both partners of equal height – 18 calories Standing: Woman 1 foot taller than a man – 90 calories Does this one call for shoes??? While in traction – 124 calories (very useful during ski season) ________________________________________ Locations: On a bar stool – 20 calories Rear of a Honda Civic – 38 calories In a phone booth, standing – 14 calories In a phone booth, lying down – 274 calories On an airplane, aisle seat – 24 calories On an airplane, middle seat – 42 calories On an airplane, in the lavatory – 100 calories ________________________________________ Possible Side Effects of Intercourse Bouncing – 7 calories Sliding around – 9 calories Serious Skidding – 12 calories Full cartwheel – 20 calories Whiplash – 27 calories Knee burn – 6 calories Chafed elbows – 5 calories Chafed nose – 11 calories ________________________________________ Sex Related Noises Short gasps (per gasp) – 3 calories Wheezing – 5 calories Squeals – 4 calories Estatic moaning – 11 calories Low growling – 8 calories Squishing – 10 calories Shouting – 16 calories Screaming – 18 calories Urgent begging – 22 calories Any short speech giving partner directions – 25 calories (“Please don’t stop” “Faster” “Just a little more” are common examples) ________________________________________ Approaching Orgasm Letting go – 5.5 calories Controlling yourself – 79 calories Digging nails into your partner’s back – 11 calories Trembling – 15 calories Shaking – 20 calories Shuddering – 25 calories Trying to keep eyes open – 33 calories ________________________________________ Orgasm - This is very important Real – 27 calories Faked – 160 calories ________________________________________ Orgasmic Intensity Scale Expression didn’t change 1/2 calorie Face turned purple – 15 calories Orchestra swelled – 6 calories Magical explosions – 10 calories Blazing sheets – 25 calories Earth moved – 30 calories Vesuvius erupted – 47 calories You began moaning in Latin – 60 calories ________________________________________ Pulling Out After orgasm – 1/4 calories A few moments before orgasm – 500 calories ________________________________________ Multiple Orgasms For women: 2 – 14 calories 5 – 30 calories 8 – 47 calories Depending on greed, a woman can enjoy around 8 orgasms within an hour period without loosing consciousness or disarranging her hair. As the number increases, however, she may begin to experience a form of “reduced sanity” that will temporarily interfere with her ability to cook, worship and ride a Moped. For men: 2 – 21 calories 3 – 39 calories 4 – 57 calories For a man, it’s a different situation, perhaps due to physiological and biological reasons. Many men can enjoy up to 4 orgasms in an hour with little discomfort except for the slight ringing in the ears. With few exceptions, however, a man who tries to achieve more than 10 orgasms within that same period is flirting with irreversible brain damage. Oh believe me there is a lot more. I am having to break it up into two parts. I didn't want to overload y'all with too much information. Just let me know when you want part 2.. ;-) Have a great weekend! SMOOCHES