Thursday Thirteen Edition #Unknown I haven't done a Thursday Thirteen post for several weeks. I have thought about what I'd do a thirteen about, so I have decided to give you my thirteen random things about me. Yes, there are more than thirteen but hey this is Thursday Thirteen. 1. I snore. Yes, Tony says there is not way to describe how I snore. We should have enough wood cut for the entire winter with my snoring. 2. I have a place for EVERYTHING! For instance, in my refrigerator I put all the condiments together, the cokes together, except for mine. The milk and my diet dew are always in the door. If someone is helping me put things away after supper and they put this stuff in places other than where I want them, I move them to their spot. I have actually threatened to put labels in my frig as to where everything should be. 3. I have a very structured work morning routine. I am always the first one up. As soon as my feet hit the floor, I head directly to the kitchen; pour myself diet Mt. Dew, in a plastic glass with 6 ice cubes, it must be a plastic glass. I stand there and drink half the glass, refill and head straight for the shower. 4. When I’m writing a letter, note, grocery list and if my letters don’t look the way that I want them to, I will totally re-write the entire thing. It doesn’t matter if I’m almost through, if I write a letter and it’s wrong, I will redo it. 5. I have absolutely NO patience with morning traffic. I suffer from road rage. There should be a law that says people from ages 60 and up should NOT be allowed on the road between the hours of 6:00 am – 8:30 am and 3:30 pm – 6:00 pm. They are just in the way!!!! They are either driving extremely too slow, drive in the fast line slow, drive in the middle of the lanes, pull out in front of you and drive slow… they hold up traffic. There should not be allowed to have a doctor’s appointment at 8:00 am. *I will make an exception to this rule... Sarge Charlie & Mrs. Bee, I'm getting out of their way... ;-) 6. I am a yeller. Yes, when something or someone, especially my children, are on my very last nerve I will scream and yell. Matt will say, "Mom, stop yelling, you are not making any sense. I'm not listening to you." Well son, stop getting on my nerves... 7. I will play the same CD over and over and over and over until I know every word of every song that I like all the while I’m doing some serious car dancing too. To bad that I don’t have speakers at work because I would be doing some serious desk dancing if I did. 8. I talk to myself. Yes I do. I have heard my entire life that it's okay to talk to yourself as long as you don't answer yourself. Guess what, I've been known to answer myself too. 9. Well I'm going to admit it I do have a serious potty mouth. Especially when I am mad. A sailor ain't got nothing on me if I'm really pissed. I can stream together obsencities that even make me cringe sometimes. I do have to ask for forgiveness for this too. 10. I WILL NOT tolerate any form of racism, prejudice or flat out ignorance. In this day and age these should be totally obsolete. I just really don't understand it. I don't understand why some people are so small/narrowed minded. *I'll save this topic for another post and I could write an entire post on this* 11. Tony says when I'm sleeping that my farts will put a gorilla to shame. I have been known to wake him up. Not only from the smell but the volume of the fart. He calls these the "Waker Upper Farts" He says that is smells and sounds like King Kong sat on the house and farted. Honestly, I've never woke myself up doing this so we'll have to take his word for it. 12. Oh, I get really pissed off if I am taking a nap it get woke up for a stupid reason. DO NOT interrupt my nap. Just ask anyone in my family. If you're not dying or seriously bleeding then leave me the hell alone. And don't DARE call me on the phone and ask me a stupid question. Like "Where you sleeping?" GRRRRRRRRR 13. Thank god I'm on number 13 because I'm sleepy and I want to go to sleep. SMOOCHES!