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Thursday, February 08, 2007


THURSDAY THIRTEEN
Edition #6

Ponderisms

Edition #10
Ok, I’m still not up and running, but once again we must thank Mary for posting my Thursday Thirteen. I promise y’all that I’m doing the very best I can to get the freakin computer at home working. I worked on it a little last night. I know the kids will be glad when I get it fixed. So here are my Thursday Thirteen. Have a good one y’all!

You Know You're Really Broke When...

1. American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!"

2. Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant.

3. You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank.

4. You've rolled so many pennies, you've formed a psychic bond with Abe Lincoln.

5. Long distance companies don't call you to switch anymore.

6. You look at your roommate and see a large fried chicken in tennis shoes.

7. Your rob Peter...and then rob Paul.

8. You finally clean your house, hoping to find change.

9. You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.

10. Your bologna has no first name.

11. You give blood everyday... just for the orange juice.

12. McDonald's supplies you with all your kitchen condiments.

13. At communion you go back for seconds.


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Blogger Mags said ... (2/08/2007 8:52 AM) : 

Haa haaah aaa....you're bologna has no first name.

Funny! Only b/c I can relate! ;)

 

Blogger julie said ... (2/08/2007 9:14 AM) : 

Funny, funny, funny Lee!!!

 

Blogger Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said ... (2/08/2007 9:24 AM) : 

thanks mary!!! we want our daily dose of dixie out here y'all....

funny tt girl.

smiles, bee

 

Blogger busy91 said ... (2/08/2007 9:29 AM) : 

OMG I am sooooo guilty of some of these. LOL! But not for long.

 

Blogger Turnbaby said ... (2/08/2007 10:42 AM) : 

LOL --I love the bologna one--too too funny.

YAY Ms Mary hoochie for getting Dixie's TTs up--snarf!


SMOOCH

 

Blogger Anndi said ... (2/08/2007 11:08 AM) : 

Bwahahahahahahahaha!

Bologna!

Bwahahahahahaha!!

As always, funny as hell!

HGRS

 

Blogger Sarge Charlie said ... (2/08/2007 4:08 PM) : 

Ok dixie, you made me laught

 

Blogger Meribah said ... (2/08/2007 4:23 PM) : 

Okay, I don't want to be that poor, ever! Funny post!

 

Blogger Travis said ... (2/08/2007 7:27 PM) : 

ROTFLMOO!

How about - you can afford peanut or butter, but not peanut butter.

 

Blogger Dixiechick said ... (2/08/2007 8:19 PM) : 

Yes, I thought they were funny too....

 

Blogger Peg said ... (2/08/2007 9:14 PM) : 

OMG, #8...that's me!! :D

Good list, Dixie! Glad you're back in the swing of things...

 

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