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Friday, December 15, 2006


IF MY BODY WERE A CAR

If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model.
I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull, but that's not the worst of it.

My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close. My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.

It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed.

My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

But here's the worst of it --

Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter.....either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!

And finally I MUST BLAME THE DAMM DUCK FOR THIS!!!!!



Have a GREAT weekend all!

SMOOCH!

Proudly Brought to You by Dixie 9:30 AM


Comments on ""

 

Blogger Turnbaby said ... (12/15/2006 9:56 AM) : 

That picture is sooooooo wrong in such a goooood way!

SHGR

 

Blogger busy91 said ... (12/15/2006 10:52 AM) : 

LOL! Cute. I think my daughter is too big to duct tape to a wall, or should I say 'DUCK' tape. LOL!

 

Blogger Piacere said ... (12/15/2006 11:38 AM) : 

Can you tape a wild Shih Tzu to a wall???

Have a great weekend, Dixie!!

 

Blogger East of Oregon said ... (12/15/2006 2:04 PM) : 

oh my! have a great day :)

 

Anonymous theduck said ... (12/15/2006 2:54 PM) : 

kicks dixie's tires to see how much for trade in....:)

 

Blogger Meribah said ... (12/15/2006 4:18 PM) : 

**grabs and squeezes the duck before he can get away** LOL Cute picture!

 

Anonymous Travis said ... (12/16/2006 12:15 AM) : 

Needed a laugh - that did it!

 

Anonymous DUcks said ... (12/16/2006 6:17 AM) : 

still looking....have you been in any major accidents?

 

Anonymous dammhiddencameras said ... (12/16/2006 6:22 AM) : 

p.s. I just went in the room to see what was going on and she was already like this.....honest :)

 

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