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Thursday, December 14, 2006

Edition #5


13 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity


1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in."

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."

7. Every time your boss walks in your office, pretend you are on the phone so you don't have to talk to him.

8. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.

9. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

10. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.

11. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!, I won!"

12. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

13. Tell your children over dinner. "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

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Blogger Bond said ... (12/14/2006 10:00 AM) : 

bwahahahahahahahahahaa very good!

 

Blogger busy91 said ... (12/14/2006 10:23 AM) : 

I love this list. Especially #6, that one gets me! LOL!

 

Blogger Mikala said ... (12/14/2006 12:03 PM) : 

Now I needed that laugh today! Thank you!

Happy TT!

I’m up!

 

Anonymous Tawny Taylor said ... (12/14/2006 12:06 PM) : 

Hilarious! Thanks for visiting my TT!

 

Blogger East of Oregon said ... (12/14/2006 12:16 PM) : 

Hilarious!! I laughed OUT LOUD !

 

Blogger Susan Helene Gottfried said ... (12/14/2006 12:21 PM) : 

What a classic list. Thanks for the giggles!

Happy TT!

 

Blogger ...my 2 cents said ... (12/14/2006 1:29 PM) : 

I love these!! Very funny!

Have a great Thursday!

 

Anonymous Chickadee said ... (12/14/2006 1:35 PM) : 

Hehe...diet water...hehe

You know there would be someone gullible enough to believe that and actually check with the manager to see if they did indeed offer diet water.

My 13 are up.

 

Blogger Bubba said ... (12/14/2006 2:10 PM) : 

I've seen some on this list before...love it! Happy TT!

 

Blogger Heather Smith said ... (12/14/2006 2:37 PM) : 

I've gotten an e-mail like this before! Funny list!

 

Anonymous Tug said ... (12/14/2006 3:24 PM) : 

LOVE IT!! I practice #7 daily...must try some more.

Sincerely,
Rock Bottom

Happy TT, thanks for stopping by!

 

Blogger Diana said ... (12/14/2006 3:28 PM) : 

OMG! I'm so doing the garbage can on the desk thing..lol

 

Blogger JAM said ... (12/14/2006 3:36 PM) : 

Excellent!

"Rock Bottom", I like it.

I have to admit though that I am one of those people who orders diet coke with my whopper meal. Diet water wouldn't be much of a strech.

 

Blogger Meribah said ... (12/14/2006 3:59 PM) : 

I would like to order a triple cheeseburger, a large fries, and a diet water, please...in accordance with the prophecy. **grin**

 

Blogger Rashenbo said ... (12/14/2006 4:33 PM) : 

I've seen some of these before. They are funny every time you see them.... I love the idea of ordering a diet water... I wonder what they'd come back with... maybe one with a lemon in it?

Hehehe, great list, thank you for sharing.

 

Anonymous dammconfused said ... (12/14/2006 4:45 PM) : 

my mom told me that 20 years ago....it was a joke?

 

Blogger Dawn said ... (12/14/2006 5:49 PM) : 

I've seen this before, but love it every time! If only I was brave enough to do some of these, lol!

 

Blogger Piacere said ... (12/14/2006 10:01 PM) : 

OK, I gotta confess...I do #3 all the time at work and they hate me for it (TOUGH!!). These are great!!

Hugs,
Pia

 

Blogger Angell said ... (12/15/2006 8:52 AM) : 

Well, actually, I've done about eight of those......

Mall security has no sense of humor these days....

 

Blogger Turnbaby said ... (12/15/2006 9:55 AM) : 

I LOVE THIS!!!

but you forgot the best one----

hang with the hoochies and the hottie on a daily basis!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

Anonymous Travis said ... (12/16/2006 12:16 AM) : 

#6 is one I hear at my office all the time. But then I work with a bunch of wackos.

 

Blogger amy said ... (12/16/2006 5:06 AM) : 

I want to intercom myself. That sounds great!!!! so much fun

 

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