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Thursday, September 04, 2008

The sound of church bells

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent' s house to visit her 95-year-oldgrandmother and comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather haddied, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100-years-old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong.

"She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued,

"He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come."
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Comments on "The sound of church bells"


Blogger Sandee (Comedy +) said ... (9/04/2008 10:19 PM) : 

Bwahahahahaha. Darned ice cream truck. Bwahahahahahaha. You're so bad, but funny. Big hug honey. :)


Blogger Sarge Charlie said ... (9/04/2008 10:22 PM) : 

sucks, everyone has got to go someway


Blogger Linda said ... (9/06/2008 10:10 AM) : 

See? Ice cream will kill you if you're not careful!


Blogger Desert Songbird said ... (9/06/2008 7:50 PM) : 

Damn ice cream truck!


Blogger Bond said ... (9/08/2008 1:28 PM) : 


Too bad it was not winter!


Blogger Anndi said ... (9/08/2008 4:32 PM) : 


Did the ice cream truck have softies?


Blogger Jeanne said ... (9/18/2008 3:34 AM) : 

LOL good one :-)

I have to tell that one to my hubby - he's always telling me I eat too much ice cream, ha ha


Blogger Palm Springs Savant said ... (9/20/2008 9:30 AM) : 

hee hee. cute story. Hey wait a minute, I LIKE church bells too


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