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I'm a 40 something single mother of 2 - Matt, a United States Marine, who is married to the most beautiful girl in the world, Ashley and Kaitlin 14 going on 21, need I say more... two grandchildren, Tyler and Jordyn who is the applie of Mimi's eye... I have the most wonderful man in my life right now. Tony is my true soulmate. I am so happy with my life.... it can't get any better than this!

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Wednesday, September 12, 2007

I promised Lois that I would have pictures of Kaitlin up today for Wordless Wednesday... but the football game was cancelled last night because of that wonderful stuff called rain.

Not much time for a post... starting an internal audit today ... boss is breathing down my neck... funny thing, I've been waiting on him for two weeks to get HIS head out of his ass....

Kaitlin will have a ballgame tomorrow night and Lois, I promise I will get them up.

Since I don't have much time for posting, I've gone into my saved e-mails and here is a funny for ya...

On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband andasked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly arousedstate, her husband readily agreed.

This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes andother incidentals that she needed.

Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that hisemployer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he hadbeen let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.

Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly$1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, and informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank. She explained that for the more than three decades she had "charged" him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.

Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, "If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I wouldh ave given you all my business!"

That's when she shot him. You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouth shut!

Have a great day everyone!!!!

Proudly Brought to You by Dixie 8:45 AM

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Blogger Matt-Man said ... (9/12/2007 10:36 AM) : 

Some people just dont have a thought filter. Cheers Dixie!!


Blogger Turnbaby said ... (9/12/2007 12:50 PM) : 




Blogger COCO said ... (9/12/2007 1:03 PM) : 

*GIGGLES* i saved that story for Mac. He'll get a kick out of it. Hope you are well, honey. Sounds like Matt is doing great.


Blogger Sandee (Comedy +) said ... (9/12/2007 1:07 PM) : 

Bwahahahah. Yep, sometimes they just don't know when to keep quiet. Have a great day. :)


Blogger Anndi said ... (9/12/2007 1:49 PM) : 

Quit while you're a HEAD I always say.. hehehe!


Blogger Desert Songbird said ... (9/12/2007 4:26 PM) : 

Oh yeah, a joke I've received in the mail before, but I've always loved it.

Good choice, Dixie. Have fun at the game!


Blogger Travis said ... (9/12/2007 6:59 PM) : 


It's these guys with a screw loose who give the rest of us a bad name.


Blogger Anndi said ... (9/12/2007 7:53 PM) : 

And since when do football games get rained out? I've cheered in rain and sleet... kids today.. so darn thin skinned...


Blogger the108 said ... (9/12/2007 8:31 PM) : 

Love it!


Blogger Meribah said ... (9/13/2007 7:34 PM) : 

Hehehehehe! A fatal case of foot-in-mouth disease. I'm sure it's not the first! :P


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