Thursday Thirteen Edition #11 Valentine's Day has come and gone and the flower shops and card shops have made a killing. But what do Hallmark writer's really write when they are having a bad day? Can you imagine going into a card shop and finding one of these. Today's Thursday Thirteen is what is written when card writers are having a bad day.... 1. L ooking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder... "What the hell was I thinking?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 2. C ongratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your husband. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 3. H ow could two people as beautiful as you Have such an ugly baby? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 4. I 've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you .. I've changed my mind -------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------- 5. I must admit, you brought Religion into my life. I never believed in Hell until I met you. ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// 6. A s the days go by, I think of how lucky I am... That you're not here to ruin it for me. #################################################### 7. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go... Would you like to take this knife out of my back? You'll probably need it again. ******************************************************************************** 8. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad! (Available only in Tennessee , Kentucky, Arkansas, Mississippi & West Virginia ) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 9. Happy birthday! You look great for your age. Almost Lifelike! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 10. When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise. ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// 11. We have been friends for a very long time .. let's say we stop? +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 12. C ongratulations on your new bundle of joy. Did you ever find out who the father was? ********************************************************* 13. So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day. Look at the bright side, it's really good pay Happy Thursday Thirteen y'all! Smooch!