There is a Baseball God in Heaven!!!! and some other ramblings (because I have NO IDEA what to write about today) .... THANK. YOU. BASEBALL.GODS!!!!! There is a baseball god in heaven!!!!!! wooooooooooooooooooo FINALLY, FINALLY!!!!! My St. Louis Cardinal's Magic Number is 4!!!!! (and thank you Bond, my snugglebritches, for the snipet... I think it was meant to be ;-) ) Ok, everyone join in with me and let's sing Happy Birthday to Mary..... *clears throat and sings* HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.... HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU..... HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR MARYYYYYYYYYY..... HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!!!!! I took this fun quiz thingy at Dana's blogspot and guess what I found out!!!!! I'm a Total Tease I'm all about flirting and fun, but often give guys the wrong idea. Most men think they have a chance with me... but come on! I've got high standards, and most men I flirt with aren't going to make the grade. And while my tease act will work for a while, every guy I know will eventually be the wiser. This is what it said about me. Well, teasing NEVER hurt anyone. I love teasing my sweet honey bunny.... my tease always leads to other things... ;-) if you know what I mean....... wooooooooooooohoooooooooooo Special prayers going out to the young lady who lost her life yesterday in Colorado. Also, special prayers for our wonderful friend Bond.... go get'em cowboy..... (I still want him in Memphis) This has GOT to be the craziest thing I have ever read!!!!! Until I feared I would lose it, I never loved to read. One does not love breathing."—Harper Lee, "To Kill a Mockingbird" Compelling as they are, some folks would rather you didn't read the words above. The quote comes from a Pulitzer Prize-winning book that's been denounced for so-called racial slurs and profanity, and banished from school library shelves. I was reading down the list and oh god... I could NOT believe that "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn" (Mark Twain) and "The Adventures of Tom Sawyer" (Mark Twain) were on the list... along with "Of Mice and Men" (John Steinbeck). When I was in school...way back when... is was mandatory that we read "To Kill a Mockingbird" and "Of Mice and Men". And why is "I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings" (Maya Angelou) on the list. It says that the American Library Association keeps an accounting of objectionable reads. Where are these people coming from????? Two Prostitutes - - - Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: "Two Prostitutes -- $50.00." A policeman, seeing the sign,stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail. Just at that time, another car passed with a sign on the roof saying: "JESUS SAVES." One of the girls asked the officer, "How come you don't stop them?!" "Well, that's a little different," the officer smiled . . "Their sign pertains to religion." So the two ladies of the night frowned as they took their sign down and drove off. The following day found the same police officer in the area when he noticed the two ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again. Figuring he had an easy arrest, he began to catch up with them when he noticed the new sign which now read: "Two Fallen Angels Seeking Peter -- $50.00." Well, I'm off work tomorrow and so is Tony.... ;-) Yep...kidos leave for school at 7:30 and then it's ADULT TIME!!!!! WOOOOOOO... Maybe I will post tomorrow.... maybe not.... who knows.... we will see.... LMOO ::HUGS, SLOPPY WET SMOOCHES & GROPES:: Lee Ann