WRONG SIDE OF THE BED! Today is NOT a good day for me! I feel like shit, I'm sleepy as hell, my head hurts, my left leg and back is killing me... doesn't help that I pinched my Sciatic Nerve about 3 months ago and have been trying to heal it myself. I dreamed last night that I woke up and couldn't walk. Do ya think maybe that God is trying to tell me something? Ya think? So basically, I'm just in a pissy mood. I woke up on the wrong side of the bed. My freakin brain ain't working to well either. I'm overweight and my hair hurts. Basically, I'm just falling apart. Yes, I said MY HAIR HURTS! Oh and the FREAKIN CARDINALS MAGIC NUMBER IS STILL 5!!! WHAT THE...... I REALLY DON'T CARE ANYMORE! I REALLY DON'T CARE ANYMORE! I. REALLY. DON'T. CARE. ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!! But on a lighter note... this is National Girlfriends Day What would most of us do without our sisters, confidants and shopping, lunching, and traveling girls? Let's celebrate each other for each other's sake! TO MY GIRLFRIENDS! Be Happy! It is good to be a woman: 1. We got off the Titanic first. (Of course) 2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. (They have NOT A CLUE) 3 Taxis stop for us. (only if we are the skinny minnys... they look the other way if your a "Fluffy Girl") 4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. (I've seen alot of frogs in blenders) 5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo. (NO way in hell would you ever catch my fat butt in Speedo) 6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves. (True, True, True... I can think of other things to amuse me...) 7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. (NO ONE) 8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end. (this one is truly amazing to me... why do they slap each others butts....why???) 9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. (They remember Lorena Bobbit) 10. We have the ability to dress ourselves. (and look good too) 11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. (please look at my eyes and not my boobs) 12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot. (I've already raised my son... why do I want another one...) 13. We will never regret piercing our ears. (I've got 3 holes in the left ear and 2 in the right) 14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. (and today ain't my day) 15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway!! (do they ever?????) Hopefully, I will be in a better mood tomorrow. Love ya'll!