Old Saying - - - Like a very wise man, my Daddy, always use to say "What Goes Around, Comes Around." No truer words have ever been spoken. Ok, so let's back up a few years.......... In October of 2001, I found out that my husband was having an affair. How did I find this out you may ask, well I will tell you. We were in Talladega at the races when his phone rings. He answers it, begins to talk to the person on the other end and I ask him "Who are you talking to? His reply was "Carolyn". Now I had heard him talk of this woman before, but NEVER in a million years would I have EVER expected what I later found out. I took the phone from his hand and jokingly said "I figured it was his girlfriend calling"... her response to me was "Well, your taking it well." Yes this is what the woman said to me.... I was stunned, speechless, highly upset to say the least. The night went on, I got tee totally drunk. So drunk, that at one point I was screaming at the dumb ass, picked up a full can of beer and smacked him up side his head. (he deserved it!) I lived with the dumb ass for 11 months afterwards.....he left and went to the "love of his life" in November 2002. When he left me, I was recovering form ACL surgery, had not worked in over a month and had $3 in my pocket. The mortgage was 2 1/2 months behind, the jeep payment was 2 months behind, no utilities had been paid, and there were no groceries in the house. Now remember, we have 2 kids... and yes he left us just like that! I lost every material posession. We were divorced in February of 2003. Fast forward to present time!!!! The "Love of his life" kicked him out.... he wouldn't leave her alone, so she put an order of protection again him.... he still wouldn't leave her alone so she pressed stalking charges on him. He was arrested, put in jail, and found guilty of stalking! (He is Police Officer, so you would think he would know better... HE'S NOT ABOVE THE LAW!!!!!) So.... the dumbass lost his job, had to move back home with Momma, lost his truck, lost the love of his life and is in arrears on child support. When he lost his job, he didn't have the money to pay child support so instead of going out and finding a job, he just sits on his ass... takes a part-time job, has a 1 hour commute, for $7.25 hr.... NOBODY and I mean NOBODY can live on that. I was pressuring him about every day for some child support. His exact words to me was "You can take the child support and stick it up your ass!" Right then and there, I called the state and turned it over to them. Our first court date was August 7.... he didn't show.... Well.... he called last night... SCREAMING at me (what else is new) that he had a Contempt of Court Warrant with a $500 bond... "did I know anything about this?" No, I said... I knew NOTHING what so ever!!! What do you think... of course I knew... I was there... I told the judge where he was living! Our next court date is October.... ummmmm... I wonder if he will show?????? Although I lost all material posessions... I am NOW so blissfully happy with the most wonderful man in the world... my true soul mate.... We have a cute little house, (I inherited from my grandfather, so we have no mortgage or rent!!!! OH YEAH!!!!) the kids are happy and I'm driving a car my honey bunny bought for me... (I had no idea he was doing it... he brought it to me and said I love you....) Me or my kids NEVER want for anything. I am a firm believer in trying to do good by everyone that crosses my path. I know that Bond mentioned a few weeks ago to Pay It Forward. So.... like what has always been preached to me by the very wise man .... "what goes around, comes around".... He's getting his! And your funny for the day goes a little like this - - - Two elderly residents, a man and a woman, were sitting alone in the lobby of their nursing home one evening. The old man looked over and said to the old lady, "I know just what you're wanting. For $5.00 I'll have sex with you right over there in that rocking chair." The old lady looked surprised but didn't say a word. The old man continued, "For $10 I'll do it with you on that nice soft sofa over there, but for $20 I'll take you back to my room, light some candles, and give you the most romantic evening you've ever had in your life." The old lady still says nothing, but after a couple minutes,starts digging down in her purse. She pulls out a wrinkled $20 bill and holds it up. "So you want the nice romantic evening in my room," says the old man. "Get serious", she replies. "Four times in the rocker." ::HUGS, WET SLOOPY SMOOCHES & GROPES:: Lee Ann