Not much to post today. I'm back home for the weekend but will be traveling back to Pulaski on Monday. I did get this blonde joke in my e-mail... too funny Hope everyone has a great weekend. Nothing much planned for here except clean house and catch up on sleep. Pregnant Blonde The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for joy but I thought, what the heck, and I starting jumping up and down along with her. She said, "I have some really great news!" I said, "Great. Tell me why you're so happy." She stopped jumping and, breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant! I knew that she had been trying for a while so I told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier for you!" Then she said, "There's more." I asked, "What do you mean 'more'?" She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!" Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew. She said.... (You're going to love this!) "Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and they actually and home pregnancy kit in a twin-pack. Both tests came out positive!" |


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GROAN - get the hook.....
:D
Luv yas Dix!
ha ha ha... love me some blonde jokes!
smiles, bee
Bada Bing....Have a wunnerful weekend Dixie. Cheers!!
HA HA HA!!! Too funny!
what if they came in a 4pack, oh my
...and then if one was positive and one negative you could say that you're having one of each!
UGH! You figure which is which!
Oh geez.. lol
ba DUM
lolololol
OMG...Just when you think they can't be any dumber, they are. That was great.
oh gosh LMAO she probably went and bought 2 of everything :)
mouaaaah
Thank God she didn't go to Sams Club for the super saving value pack!