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Thursday, October 26, 2006


MAXINE, St. Louis Cardinals, Duckmaster vs. Duck Jokes, and just ramblings
Have you ever said something and after you said it you wish that you could take it all back? Well, I did it... and boy did I do it good. Tony has not said 10 words to me since last night and that is really bugging the sh*t out of me... I DO NOT like for people to be mad at me. But to have someone that you love with all your heart mad at you.... that sucks.... So from now on, I'm going to keep my mouth shut and not say anything.
Well, the Game 4 of the World Series was rained out last night. Will they play tonight or tomorrow night.. .who knows... looks like rain through Friday. This is something that we DO NOT need. We need to keep the momentum.. Well, I blame the Duck for the rain. You know duck's like water... But the Duckmaster uniforms are still the same today as yesterday.... wooooooooooo





Don't you just LOVE Maxine.... I know I do... such a Hoochie!!!!!




Man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches Maxine sitting by herself:
Man: "May I buy you a cocktail?"
Maxine: "No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs."
Man: "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"
Maxine: "No, they open!"


Did you know that women had flaws... I did.... read on


One Flaw In Women


Women have strengths that amaze men.
They bear hardships and they carry burdens,
but they hold happiness, love and joy.
They smile when they want to scream,
They sing when they want to cry.
They cry when they are happy
and laugh when they are nervous.
They fight for what they believe in.
They stand up to injustice.
They don't take "no" for an answer
when they believe there is a better solution.
They go without so their family can have.
They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.
They love unconditionally.
They cry when their children excel
and cheer when their friends get awards.
They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding.
Their hearts break when a friend dies.
They grieve at the loss of a family member,
yet they are strong when they
think there is no strength left.
They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart.
Women come in all shapes and sizes and colors.
They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you
to show how much they care about you.
The heart of a woman is what
makes the world keep turning.
They bring joy, hope and love.
They have compassion and ideas.
They give moral support to their family and friends.
Women have vital things to say and everything to give.
HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN,
IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH.

Wouldn't we all LOVE to have the Perfect Man...

The perfect man

The perfect man is gentle
Never cruel or mean
He has a beautiful smile
And keeps his face so clean.
The perfect man likes children
And will raise them by your side
He will be a good father
As well as a good husband to his bride.
The perfect man loves cooking
Cleaning and vacuuming too
He'll do anything in his power
To convey his feelings of love on you.
The perfect man is sweet
Writing poetry from your name
He's a best friend to your mother
And kisses away your pain.
He never has made you cry
Or hurt you in any way
Oh, f*ck this stupid poem

The perfect man is gay.

Love ya'll!

HUGS, GROPES, SMOOCHES & RUBS!!!!
[the rubs are for Mary ;-) ]
Proudly Brought to You by Dixie 9:39 AM


Comments on ""

 

Anonymous Maryfly said ... (10/26/2006 10:32 AM) : 

Maxine!! the Queen of Hoochies!! WOOOOOOOO!! love her!!

p.s. never just keep your mouth shut! it just causes more problems if you do! IMHO

hugs, smooches and gropes!!

 

Anonymous Maryfly said ... (10/26/2006 10:50 AM) : 

NO RUBS!! Skeevy!! *does a full body shake*

 

Blogger Turnbaby said ... (10/26/2006 11:21 AM) : 

Wow-- that damm duck must know SOME raindance--first time in ten years World Series game is rained out.

Love Maxine--LOLOLOL

SMOOCH GROPE


WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

Blogger Dixiechick said ... (10/26/2006 11:38 AM) : 

Yes Mary, Maxine is the Queen of Hoochies... wooooooooooo

rub, rub.. ;-)

Turn... I don't know what rain dance that Damm Duck knows, but he needs to FORGET IT!!!!

 

Blogger Bond said ... (10/26/2006 12:04 PM) : 

HARUMPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

This chick joint is gtting to anti-man....

Can I rub against you mary?

 

Anonymous iftheycantplaywecantloose said ... (10/26/2006 2:39 PM) : 

Laying on the floor exhausted from the rain dance...no hop left

 

Blogger Dixiechick said ... (10/26/2006 3:03 PM) : 

Vinny, I wasn't going anti-man... I swear I wasn't. I bet Mary had rather you rub on her than a hoochie... ;-)

Thank god there is no hop left in the Damm Duck... woooooooooooo

PLAY BALL BOYS!!!!!

GO CARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Blogger Turnbaby said ... (10/26/2006 3:19 PM) : 

Look Look----you can see the "dirt" stain on his little webbed foot!

 

Blogger Dixiechick said ... (10/26/2006 3:25 PM) : 

I see that "dirt" on those little webbed feet...

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (10/26/2006 4:42 PM) : 

From the mind of Meribah:

**grabs the Damm duck and squeeeeezes him until he warps, then streeeeetches his little legs (they are rubber after all) and ties 'em in knots** There yuh go! That should keep you from dancing until the game is over! Win or lose, you are gonna do it the fair way! LOL
By the way, the puppy doesn't like to be groped either! She has gropeaphobia! LOL

 

Blogger Dana said ... (10/26/2006 6:07 PM) : 

Yep...either gay or married...or they are Taylor Hicks...

What's with all the rubbing?

 

Anonymous tigersin7? said ... (10/27/2006 7:13 AM) : 

hi this is the damm duck. i am sorry i can't come to the blog right now because i must not look at anymore duckmaster outfits.

if you would like to leave a message about last nights game please do so after the beep

wait for the beep!

WAIT!

 

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