MAXINE, St. Louis Cardinals, Duckmaster vs. Duck Jokes, and just ramblings Have you ever said something and after you said it you wish that you could take it all back? Well, I did it... and boy did I do it good. Tony has not said 10 words to me since last night and that is really bugging the sh*t out of me... I DO NOT like for people to be mad at me. But to have someone that you love with all your heart mad at you.... that sucks.... So from now on, I'm going to keep my mouth shut and not say anything. Well, the Game 4 of the World Series was rained out last night. Will they play tonight or tomorrow night.. .who knows... looks like rain through Friday. This is something that we DO NOT need. We need to keep the momentum.. Well, I blame the Duck for the rain. You know duck's like water... But the Duckmaster uniforms are still the same today as yesterday.... wooooooooooo Don't you just LOVE Maxine.... I know I do... such a Hoochie!!!!! Man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches Maxine sitting by herself: Man: "May I buy you a cocktail?" Maxine: "No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs." Man: "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?" Maxine: "No, they open!" Did you know that women had flaws... I did.... read on One Flaw In Women Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream, They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes and sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you. The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning. They bring joy, hope and love. They have compassion and ideas. They give moral support to their family and friends. Women have vital things to say and everything to give. HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN, IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH. Wouldn't we all LOVE to have the Perfect Man... The perfect man The perfect man is gentle Never cruel or mean He has a beautiful smile And keeps his face so clean. The perfect man likes children And will raise them by your side He will be a good father As well as a good husband to his bride. The perfect man loves cooking Cleaning and vacuuming too He'll do anything in his power To convey his feelings of love on you. The perfect man is sweet Writing poetry from your name He's a best friend to your mother And kisses away your pain. He never has made you cry Or hurt you in any way Oh, f*ck this stupid poem The perfect man is gay. Love ya'll! HUGS, GROPES, SMOOCHES & RUBS!!!! [the rubs are for Mary ;-) ]