DUCKMASTER vs DUCK, Baseball Gods, Update on WMC TV 5 Poll and other ramblings Antidaeophobia- The fear that somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you." I do believe that the Baseball God is smiling upon us by allowing it to rain...... That is really helping our bullpen..... *bows down and THANKS the Baseball God* ........... GO CARDINALS!!! BRING IN ON DUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Update on WMC TV 5 poll: Do you think teachers should be allowed to carry weapons at school? Thank you for participating in our poll. Here are the results so far. Yes: If they have a permit to carry a weapon they should be allowed 30% Yes: I think it will help control violence in school 7% No: It is dangerous to have a loaded weapon in a school 29% NO: It will only add to the problem 34% (This is my answer) I am still in shock that this is poll is still being conducted. Who is the bright IDIOT who even thought of this. Yes, I said IDIOT..... because this is totally IDIOTIC..... In April, Maya Angelou was interviewed by Oprah on her 70+ birthday. Oprah asked her what she thought of growing older. And, there on television, she said it was "exciting." Regarding body changes, she said there were many, occurring every day...like her breasts. They seem to be in a race to see which will reach her waist, first. The audience laughed so hard they cried. She is such a simple and honest woman, with so much wisdom in her words! Maya Angelou said this: I've learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow." Donate Life Thousands of Americans are in need of vital organ and tissues. For many, the chance to live a full life won’t come unless many more of us consider organ and tissue donation. Discuss organ donation with your family and friends (after worship, work etc.). Help others find a chance to live a full life. Talk to your family about organ donation. Talk to your family about donating LIFE. This is something that is very near to me. Had it not been for a wonderful mother, my brother Kim would not have lived 5 years longer than he lived. I am working on a story for ya'll about organ donation.... And finally - 10 Thoughts to Ponder 10 - Life is sexually transmitted. 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an ection, make him a sandwich. 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. 6 - Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs. 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents? 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. And the Number ONE thought for 2006: We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration. HUGS, GROPES & WET SLOPPY SMOOCHES!