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Friday, June 08, 2007

Happy Friday all ... hope everyone has a great weekend. Here's a little funny to start it off...

Who says that religion can't be funny...










How to tell if a Catholic is driving to fast



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Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Noah's Ark

One : Don't miss the boat.
Two : Remember that we are all in the same boat.
Three : Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.
Four : Stay fit When you're 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.
Five : Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.
Six : Build your future on high ground.
Seven : For safety's sake, travel in pairs.
Eight : Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.
Nine : When you're stressed, float a while.
Ten : Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals. Eleven : No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a rainbow waiting...
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Blogger Matt-Man said ... (6/08/2007 9:30 AM) : 

A church here in town had a good sign last year. It was really hot at the time and their sign said, "Come On In, Our Church Is Prayer-Conditioned." Cheers Dixie, have a good one.

 

Blogger Tug said ... (6/08/2007 9:51 AM) : 

A good laugh, & it's Friday.

Life is very very good right now... Have a wonderful weekend Dix!!

 

Blogger Linda said ... (6/08/2007 10:46 AM) : 

Thanks for the great laughs! I like that last one the best, too!

 

Blogger Comedy + said ... (6/08/2007 12:09 PM) : 

Loved all of it and thanks for the laughter on this Friday morning. Have a great weekend. :)

 

Blogger Sarge Charlie said ... (6/08/2007 3:31 PM) : 

there is a church here that always has a sign in the fall:

FALL FOLIAGE, GOD'S PAINTBRUSH

 

Blogger Meribah said ... (6/08/2007 7:15 PM) : 

Heeheehee! Very funny, Dixie, especially that last sign! LOL :P

 

Blogger Dana said ... (6/08/2007 8:44 PM) : 

Christians can be funny!

 

Blogger julie said ... (6/10/2007 2:15 PM) : 

Good one Dixie dear! I like the fast driving Catholic one--even though I'm not Catholic. I have a lead foot that I know is going to catch up with me soon!

Hugs baby!

 

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