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Monday, May 07, 2007

Quick post... I just made it back to Pulaski and you would NOT believe my desk. Damm, I leave on Thursday afternoon and it looks like I wasn't here for a week... Geez...

Anyway... I've got a really cute joke to post. Not much time for anything else. Will catch up on my blog readings tonight in the hotel....

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a
voluptuous, athletic, 19-year-old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads , "If you can catch me, you can have me."
Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later
huffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the
next four days and the same thing happens.
On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he
has lost 10 lbs. as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day, 20 lb. program
The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most
stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing
nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads,
"If you catch me, you can have me".
Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in
excellent shape and it takes him a while before he can continue, so for the
next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in
better and better shape.
Much to his delight on the fifth day he weighs himself only to
discover that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.

He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the
7-day, 50 lb. program.
"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our
most rigorous program."
"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."
The next day there's a knock at the door, and when he opens it he
f inds Richard Simmons standing there wearing nothing but pink running
shoes and a sign around his neck that reads,
"If I catch you, you're mine."
Proudly Brought to You by Dixie 10:16 AM


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Blogger Anndi said ... (5/07/2007 11:26 AM) : 

I never tire of that one!

Glad you're back sis!

 

Blogger Angell said ... (5/07/2007 11:46 AM) : 

Love it Dix!

I swear I'm working on your questions......

 

Blogger the108 said ... (5/07/2007 11:54 AM) : 

I will be telling this joke to every single person I know...LMAO!

 

Blogger Matt-Man said ... (5/07/2007 3:31 PM) : 

ba dump bump.

 

Blogger Comedy + said ... (5/07/2007 4:50 PM) : 

I heard this in a different variation, but I really like the Richard Simmons twist. I had a visual and it wasn't good either. you are a hoot and a half. I remember the inbox routine. Mine would fill several times a day. Hang in there :)

 

Blogger Box 1715 said ... (5/07/2007 5:21 PM) : 

OMG, LMAO...that is too funny! Take care Dixie - Anna

 

Blogger Travis said ... (5/07/2007 7:17 PM) : 

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahah

 

Blogger Meribah said ... (5/07/2007 7:48 PM) : 

Oh man! That was naughty! LOL

 

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