It’s finally Friday….. I was going to do a blog today on American Idol, the contestants, blah, blah, blah… but since the wonderful Mrs. Bee and Sarge Charlie nominated be for bestest blog and I won I wanted to give them a very special thanks today. Make sure you go and visit them at Sarge Charlie and Empress Bee (of the high sea). They are the bestest people that you will ever meet. So now I'm going to tell you who I have decided to vote for in 2008. You may be a little surprised. I received this e-mail today from a co-worker and I firmly believe that she is spot on with this... so without futher ado..... MY CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT IN 2008 For those of you who would like another choice for President, I have the best solution: It is probably time we have a woman as President. I think Mrs. Bee will agree with me on this one... Sarge too... heck... I think there may be alot more people than you think who will agree with me on this... PLEASE give it a thought when you have a moment.... MAXINE FOR PRESIDENT!!! So eloquently put............don't you think? Maxine on "Driver Safety" "I can't use the cell phone in the car. I have to keep my hands free for making gestures."....... Maxine on "Housework" "I do my housework in the nude. It gives me an incentive to clean the mirrors as quickly as possible." Maxine on "Lawn Care" "The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless." Maxine on "The Perfect Man" "All I'm looking for is a guy who'll do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away. Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed." Maxine on "Technology Revolution" "My idea of rebooting is kicking somebody in the butt twice." Maxine on "Aging" "Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the salt accompanies a Margarita." "I'm telling you ... she's the perfect candidate." The only two things we do with greater frequency in middle age are urinate and attend funerals .. The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket To err is human, to forgive - highly unlikely. Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have millions of old ladies running around with multiple tattoos and pierced navels? Money can't buy happiness -- but it's more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than a Kia. After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching somewhere...you may be dead. MAXINE HAS MY VOTE FOR PRESIDENT!