It's Friday!!!!

And that once again means several things... but the most important thing is... IT'S FOOTBALL TIME IN TENNESSEE Oh yes it is.... The University of Tennessee Volunteers will travel to Starkville to take on the Mississippi State Bulldogs... GO VOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Next week they will play the Crimson Tide of Alabama... GO VOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please continue to remember Echo Co. and Oscar Co. as they continue with their Crucible today. At the time of this posting they will have 31 hours in 23 to go...... this time tomorrow morning they will be UNITED STATES MARINES!!!!! Just saw on Yahoo that Al Gore and the U.N.'s Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change jointly won the 2007 Nobel Peace Prize Friday. So what will he do now? Invent the Internet? Oh wait, he has already done that... Will he run for President again in 2008? It's possible. Now it's bad enough that all these toys from China are being recalled for lead ... now lipstick? Some of the mor popular brands like Cover Girl, L'Oreal and Christian Dior had more lead than others. It was reported on the news this morning that Banquet Pot Pies and some other frozen dinners may contain salmonella. What next???? Oh yeah.... Britney Spears was awarded to have her boys for overnight sleep once a week. Who really gives a flying frogs rear end??????? Here are a few ways to turn down unwanted men .... HE : Can I buy you a drink? SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money. HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours. SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours. HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice. HE : How did you get to be so beautiful? SHE : I must've been given your share. HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday? SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend. HE : Your face must turn a few heads. SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs. HE : Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out SHE : Okay, get out. HE : I think I could make you very happy. SHE : Why? Are you leaving? HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me? SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time. HE : Can I have your name? SHE : Why? Don't you already have one? HE : Shall we go see a movie? SHE : I've already seen it. HE : Where have you been all my life? SHE : Hiding from you. HE : Haven't I seen you some place before? SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore. HE : Is this seat empty? S HE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. HE : So, what do you do for a living? SHE : I'm a female impersonator. HE : Hey baby, what's your sign? SHE : Do not enter. HE : Your body is like a temple. SHE : Sorry, there are no services today. HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Ok I think I'm finished with my ramblings today. I've got some work to do. Have a great weekend all!!! SMOOCHES~